I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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