Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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