dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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