I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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