I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
