ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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