Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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