told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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