we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...