Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.

(407): View more from Florida

Its part of my fall instant classic line.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

he looks like a really good dad on facebook

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(503): View more from Oregon

He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning

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(647): View more from Ontario

i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina

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(207): View more from Maine

At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.

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(210): View more from Texas

A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.

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(913): View more from Kansas

If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra

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