I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house