I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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