I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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