At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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