then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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