Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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