Buhtt sex?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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