Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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