He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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