Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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