Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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