Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
