just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
farters have to be the big spoon...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
