4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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