There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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