Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Just fell off a train. Bad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Just fell off a train. Bad. http://tfl.nu/32cv
  Replies (3) Good night (874) Bad night (1228)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  he just said he'd buy the porn

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  its a step up from the last guy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): he just said he'd buy the porn (919): its a step up from the last guy http://tfl.nu/xur4
  Replies (9) Good night (2462) Bad night (674)
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..

  (951): View more from California

  u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!

  (661): View more from California

  i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break.. (951): u hav a 3 hour lunch break?! (661): i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u http://tfl.nu/1ary
  Replies (40) Good night (8158) Bad night (901)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore?? http://tfl.nu/voom
  Replies (42) Good night (1177) Bad night (10303)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high. http://tfl.nu/zw5l
  Replies (31) Good night (8068) Bad night (1261)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina. http://tfl.nu/7vie
  Replies (27) Good night (3616) Bad night (1069)
• Favorite

  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (506): I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going. http://tfl.nu/nsuy
  Replies (6) Good night (995) Bad night (2378)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire. http://tfl.nu/a418
  Replies (3) Good night (1012) Bad night (2361)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong? http://tfl.nu/uyqh
  Replies (2) Good night (1420) Bad night (590)
• Favorite

  (470): View more from Georgia

  My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (470): My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time. http://tfl.nu/utoz
  Replies (6) Good night (1638) Bad night (488)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn? http://tfl.nu/96yy
  Replies (7) Good night (469) Bad night (452)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  I think my nap took me to another dimension

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): I think my nap took me to another dimension http://tfl.nu/36h1
  Replies (1) Good night (651) Bad night (249)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT. http://tfl.nu/7was
  Replies (5) Good night (342) Bad night (403)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call http://tfl.nu/0acs
  Replies (2) Good night (396) Bad night (212)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night. http://tfl.nu/xad2
  Replies (5) Good night (555) Bad night (170)

Randomize