I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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