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• (303): View more from Colorado

  these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup

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  now he is talking to a potato

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• (510): View more from California

  well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.

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• (619): View more from California

  The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this

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• (707): View more from California

  I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I really hate whoever invented fireball.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.

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  I love my life

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?

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