this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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