I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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