So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.