Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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