if i can run in heels then i can drive
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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