Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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