If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
