He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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