Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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