dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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