Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize