I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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