why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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