so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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