I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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