Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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