with your own penis?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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