just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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