Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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