nut hugger
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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