Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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