I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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