no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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