My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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