I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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