I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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