She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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