what if I'm pregnant?
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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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