AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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